ERROR 404 • SESSION INTERRUPTED
404
HEART INTRUSION DETECTED
root@valentine:~$ boot --mode=theatre
[ OK ] Rendering “hacker aesthetic”...
[ !! ] Heartbeat anomaly detected: CRUSH
note: rah ghi da7kin — no hacking.
You didn’t get hacked t'inquiete.
This is just a very handsome engineer who designed this website and wants to ask you out for valentine.